Lauren Conrad from "The Hills"

Lauren Conrad and some other people from The Hills were spotted frolicking on the beach. Which is news, because, you know, one time Lauren totally kissed Jason and then Heidi was all, "I can't believe she did that" but she did, and then she ordered a latte and got a tan. So see? Famous. Man, how does she handle the pressures of being her? She's like a monolith.

Big Brother winner....

Brian Belo fooled everyone and became the winner of UK's Big Brother last night. He put his success down to Noel Edmonds and more importantly Cosmic Ordering.

Following the Cosmic Ordering pattern Brian Belo wrote down the three things he wanted to achieve and asked the Universe to make these come into reality.

Brian said, "I asked the Universe to come on Big brother. Look - it came true. I think I've done myself proud to get this. But I'm a bit freaked out about being back in the outside world."

Cosmic Ordering seems to have worked for this BB winner despite his lack of general knowledge. His unassuming charm seems to have won the voters hearts.

Favourites, Amanda and Sam Marchant, took second place and seemed to be delighted that Brian won despite missing out on the £100,000 ($200,000) prize. They will no doubt be able to make a great deal of money themselves as they are 'twincredible'.

Third place went to Liam McGough, who had already won £100,000 from Big Brother during the show, so he wasn't too disappointed.

Maria Sharapova lost her grunt?

Did you hear what Adam Levine of Maroon 5 said about having sex with Maria Sharapova?

This is what he initially supposedly said to a Russian newspaper: 'She wouldn't make any noise during sex. 'I can't tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she'd be the loud screaming type. But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it 'ruined her concentration. It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil for a month afterwards. Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out there's no such thing as the Easter Bunny.'

Now, however, a spokesman for Adam Levine has denied that he said any of this. So Maria Sharapova is not like a 'dead frog' after all!

Source:Celebrity Insider

Lindsay Lohan get one day jail

Lindsay Lohan has struck a deal with the Law and pleaded no contest to two counts of DUI and will serve 10 days community service and one day in jail (the minimum sentence of four days was cut in half by the judge, and she was also credited one day for the time served when she was arrested). Lindsay also pleaded guilty to two counts of being under the influence of a controlled substance and pled no contest to reckless driving. The judge ordered Lindsay to serve 36 months probation and attend an alcohol education program for 18 months, as well as enroll in a drug program and "not to associate with people with controlled substances." Lindsay issued the following statement:

"It is clear to me that my life has become completely unmanageable because I am addicted to alcohol and drugs.

Recently, I relapsed and did things for which I am ashamed. I broke the law, and today I took responsibility by pleading guilty to the charges in my case. No matter what I said when I was under the influence on the day I was arrested, I am not blaming anyone else for my conduct other than myself. I thank God I did not injure others. I easily could have.

I very much want to be healthy and gain control of my life and career and have asked for medical help in doing so. I am taking these steps to improve my life. Luckily, I am not alone in my daily struggle and I know that people like me have succeeded. Maybe with time it will become easier. I hope so."

One day its a joke, for seven misdemeanors including drink driving with double the limit it must be good to be a celebrity at times, hey Lindsay!

Sienna Miller goes topless on Beach

Not sure when Sienna Miller turned into Lindsay Lohan, but she was spotted in Ibiza, Spain today doing some topless tanning. And I have to admit, she looks pretty good for somebody who I've never seen in a movie and wouldn't even know was famous except that people tell me she is. This might as well be a picture of my neighbor. She was on Family Feud once and I think that makes her slightly more famous than Sienna.

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Simon Cowell of American Idol to produce Film

Music mogul and American idol supremo Simon Cowell is bringing TV show American Idol to the big screen, and is quoted as saying the upcoming movie will be "very, very realistic" like 1976 Oscar winner Rocky.

Using the same theme as Like American Idol itself, Cowell plans to cast the lead roles in the film - called Starstruck - through auditions across the U.S.

He tells American news show Extra, "It is called Starstruck. We're writing the script as we talk.

"It is about 10 contestants who enter a gigantic singing contest. It's like Rocky. It's about good versus evil, and it will be very, very realistic.

"I'm going to cast the lead parts through an open audition process across America. So if you get through the auditions, and you get a part in this movie, it's a huge, huge deal."

Photo: Yahoo.

British dwarf's penis gets stuck to hoover

Go to be the funniest headline you see around for a while...

EDINBURGH (AFP) - A dwarf performer at the Edinburgh fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry.

Daniel Blackner, or "Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf", was due to perform at the Circus of Horrors at the festival known for its oddball, offbeat performances.

The main part of his act saw him appear on stage with a vacuum cleaner attached to his member through a special attachment.

The attachment broke before the performance and Blackner tried to fix it using extra-strong glue, but unfortunately only let it dry for 20 seconds instead of the 20 minutes required.

He then joined it directly to his organ. The end result? A solid attachment, laughter, mortification and ... hospitalisation.

"It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled into a packed AE with a vacuum attached to me," Blackner said.

"I just wished the ground could swallow me up. Luckily, they saw me quickly so the embarrassment was short-lived."

Source: yahoo